snuff007 asked: So besides push ups, what are you doing to prepare yourself for your next career move? I've heard practicing a scowl in the mirror works well. Also, how are your ironing skills? Do you own a lighter with which to graze all your seams so that there's no flyway threads? What's your shoe-shining method? ARE YOU READY YET???? ;) xo

LMFAO  Well, I don’t need to practice my indiscriminate swearing as that was part of the requirements for my graduate school work.  Practicing a scowl…I should work on that, should I also discontinue use of facial creams to make the lines of dissatisfactoin more pronounced?  I don’t iron, I was thinking of going with the Jane Rizzoli method of “just rolled out of bed in yesterday’s attire half hungover look” the bonus to this is I already have curly hair to add to the look.  I prefer a good spit-shine, dog urine included if they’re being particularly helpful that day.